{"product_id":"board-shorts-skeleton-middle-finger-surf-trunk-with-pedophile-hunting-club-logo","title":"Board Shorts — Skeleton Middle Finger Surf Trunk with 'Pedophile Hunting Club' Logo","description":"These board shorts bring bold attitude to beach days and poolside hangs. Lightweight, quick-drying polyester keeps you moving, while the elastic waistband and drawstring hold a steady, comfortable fit. Side pockets carry small essentials without weighing you down. The relaxed, regular cut lets you play, paddle, or lounge with ease. Bright, fade-resistant prints stand out on sunlit sand and crowded decks, making these shorts a confident choice for anyone who likes loud, unapologetic style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester — strong, shape-retaining and quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Extra-light fabric (110 g\/m²) for breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Elastic waistband with black drawstring for an adjustable fit\u003cbr\u003e- Side-seam pockets for convenient storage\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution print with matched seam thread color\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":45496687853759,"sku":"24269396864416936074","price":20.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":45496687886527,"sku":"15213304214741374951","price":20.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":45496687919295,"sku":"11521077897483355895","price":20.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":45496687952063,"sku":"28564515706333144142","price":20.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Seam thread color automatically matched to design","offer_id":45496687984831,"sku":"12277050783185521501","price":20.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0737\/4923\/3855\/files\/6926928851491385128_2048.jpg?v=1776220774","url":"https:\/\/uncle-chris-s-stash.myshopify.com\/products\/board-shorts-skeleton-middle-finger-surf-trunk-with-pedophile-hunting-club-logo","provider":"Uncle Chris’s stash","version":"1.0","type":"link"}